The Rules of Housebreaking are a set of rules told to Richard MacDuff by Dirk Gently when he is breaking into Susan's flat.

Rule 1: Never answer the phone when you're in the middle of a job.

Rule 2: Preparation is everything.

Rule 3: Never show your face at the window.

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